Going to the Cottage, Suckaz!

As they sing in the song;

"No boats, no light no motorcars,
Not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
It's primitive as can be."

Except...it's a nice cottage on an island on Lake Nippising. Not, I repeat, NOT Gilligan's Island.

Be back Monday! Happy Dominion Day!!! Canada Day, you say? Newfangled legislation from '82 ain't gonna make me change my tune.