Weird Spam

I got a weird spam email today this is a copy paste;

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among the rocks and rubble stood a bulldozer, its lowered bucket jammed
scientist, aren't you drawn to dealing with the extraterrestrial treasures
and it was even nicer to drink now than alcohol. It smelled of home. Of
haven't forgotten that I like a drink before dinner, I hope?"
for the flood of the green stuff to drip past them and disappear into the
"Want some?" he offered, wiping the neck of the flask. "For courage?"

How frigging weird is that???