The Lying Never Ends

Turns out lying to your younger brother never really passes. Here's an msn conversation I just had. And, by the way, if I ever open a conversation up with "to be totally honest" I'm probably lying to you from then on.

Stuart : yeh i heard
  > nice
  > how much is it to go to the zoo
  > i want to go
Hugh : i don't know. prolly like 10 bucks or something
Stuart : FOR ALL THOSE ANIMALS?!? THATS A DEAL!!!!!!
Hugh : well, maybe it's more i don't know.
Stuart : well i think jen and i will come down to check out those so called monkey's
Hugh : lissen, i'll be totally honest with you.
  > the animals were sold years ago to labs.
  > it's all animatronics now.
  > and hand puppets.
Stuart : hahaha
Hugh : and guys in costumes.
  > like the rhino.
  > two guys. i swear
Stuart : midgets in iguana suits
Hugh : yeah
  > i think the rhino guys went brokeback mountain a little while ago too.
  > it's been doing weird shit.
Stuart : nice