It's Raining Today

This morning on my walk from the streetcar to the office I was passed by a guy with an umbrella. His head was obscured for a few moments when he first passed and I kinda thought, "Pussy. It's just rain." Then the umbrella tilted and I could see his head. HE WAS BALD!

How futile can you get? He's not even protecting a hairstyle. I should point out that I almost always have my head shaved, so it's not like I don't know what he's living with.